Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
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- What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion? You cry when you cut up an onion.
- Some Lawyer Jokes...
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in
the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?... - Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A. When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.... - Q & A form jokes
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?... - LAWYERS
*Q.* What do lawyers use for birth control?
*A.* Their personalities. *Q.* What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?... - Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The bucket.
- Q: What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? A: A rooster clucks defiance.
- Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A: One's a scum-sucking, bottom-feeding scavenger, and the other's a fish....
