If You Hear An Onion Ring, Please Answer It!
If you hear an Onion ring, please answer it!
What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion? You cry when you cut up an onion.
The telephone will ring when you are outside
ing ring", "ring, ring" "Hello" "Hello, is that Mr Cord?
"Yes" "Can I talk to Spinal please?" "Who?" "Spinal, is he there?...
Please phrase your questions in the form of an answer...
Things you never hear people say: Please saw my legs off.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that makes your eyes water....
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer....
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