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• What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion? You cry when you cut up an onion.
• The telephone will ring when you are outside
• ing ring", "ring, ring" "Hello" "Hello, is that Mr Cord?
  "Yes" "Can I talk to Spinal please?" "Who?" "Spinal, is he there?...
• Please phrase your questions in the form of an answer...
• Things you never hear people say: Please saw my legs off.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
  A: A piece of ass that makes your eyes water....
• Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
  A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer....
• Calling Technical Support.... Ring... Ring... Ring.
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