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  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the country, to which he retreated for several weeks of the year.
  Each summer, the lawyer would invite a different friend of his (no, that's not the punch line) to spend a week or two up at this place, which happened to be in a backwoods section of Maine....
• A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the country, to which he retreated for several weeks of the year.
  Each summer, the lawyer would invite a different friend of his (no, that's not the punch line) to spend a week or two up at this place, which happened to be in a backwoods section of Maine....
• At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?
  "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?...
• A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him.
  After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires....
• My Friend Steve One day a husband (named Jim) went off to work as usual, and left his beautiful, well-endowed wife at home, as usual.
  Later in the morning, his best friend, Steve, came to the house and rang the doorbell....