Why did the fly dance on top of the pickle jar?
Because it said twist to open.
Because it said twist to open.
Related:
- Why did the condom fly across the room?
Because it got pissed off... - Q: Why did the bee fly past Shell, Texaco, Exxon, Mobil and Sonoco?
A: Because he was an Esso Bee... - Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A:
Because it's to far to walk... - Arnoldism:
Can you open this jar of olives for me... - Q: Why did the rubber fly across the room?
A:
It got pissed off... - Why didn't the skeleton ask his girl friend to the dance?
Because he didn't have any guts... - IF
1. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no
woman around to hear him,
is he still wrong? 2. If a deaf person swears in sign... - 415. Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'... - THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991,
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