Q: Why Did The Rubber Fly Across The Room? A: It Got Pissed Off.
Questions and Answers
Q: Why did the rubber fly across the room?
A: It got pissed off.
Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it got pissed off.
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
Q. Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
A. Because he wanted to see a butterfly. Q. Why did the little moron throw margarine out of the window?...
Q: Why did the bee fly past Shell, Texaco, Exxon, Mobil and Sonoco?
A: Because he was an Esso Bee....
Kinda long, but it makes a good party joke:) A small balding &l
ethnic> storms into a local bar and demands "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got!...
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ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
Q: Why did they stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face off in the corner.
Urinalysis: The study of Pissed Off People.
Urinalysis: The Study Of Pissed Off People!