Feminist's Fairytale!!
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened
upon a frog in a pond.
The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil
witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and will turn back into a prince
and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare
my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing
so."
That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and
saying, "I don't think so."
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened
upon a frog in a pond.
The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil
witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and will turn back into a prince
and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare
my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing
so."
That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and
saying, "I don't think so."
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- A Fairytale For The Assertive Woman Of The 2000's
Once upon a time
in a land far away, A beautiful, independent, self assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.... - Great Expectations
Once upon a time, in a land fa
far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured Princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shore of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.... - Once upon a time, the vicar was walking in the vicarage garden when he
came to a lily pond.
There was a little green frog sitting by the pond.... - A math student and a computer science student are jogging together in a park when they hear a voice
Please, help me!" They stop and look. The voice belongs to a frog sitting in the grass.... - The Frog
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road.
As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk. 'Kiss me and I will turn into a princess.... - Two old ladies were walking down the street one wintry day when they heard
a voice calling for help.
They looked around and saw a little green leg sticking out from beneath a snowbank, so one of the old ladies digs down and pulls out a very cold frog and starts warming it up in her hands.... - Funny Froggie Story
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.... - She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?... - These two ladies were walking down the street when they came
across this frog.
The frog said, "Kiss me and I will turn into a handsome Texas oil man....
