Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened
upon a frog in a pond.
The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil
witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and will turn back into a prince
and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare
my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing
That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and
saying, "I don't think so."
Once upon a time, in a land fa far away, a beautiful, independent,
self-assured Princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating
ecological issues on the shore of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow
near her castle....