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  They looked around and saw a little green leg sticking out from beneath a snowbank, so one of the old ladies digs down and pulls out a very cold frog and starts warming it up in her hands....
• Funny Froggie Story A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
  He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green....
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  The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me....
• Paybacks Are a Bitch There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk pulling a wagon and dragging a flattened frog on a string behind i
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• Once upon a time, the vicar was walking in the vicarage garden when he came to a lily pond.
  There was a little green frog sitting by the pond....
• Great Expectations Once upon a time, in a land fa
  far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured Princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shore of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle....
• A Fairytale For The Assertive Woman Of The 2000's Once upon a time
  in a land far away, A beautiful, independent, self assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle....
• A math student and a computer science student are jogging together in a park when they hear a voice
  Please, help me!" They stop and look. The voice belongs to a frog sitting in the grass....
• The Frog A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road.
  As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk. 'Kiss me and I will turn into a princess....