The Frog
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes
closer, the frog starts to talk. 'Kiss me and I will turn into a princess.'
The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket. The frog starts
shouting, 'Hey! Didn't you hear me? I'm a Princess. Just kiss me and I will
be yours.' The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and
puts it backin his pocket. The frog is really frustrated. 'I don't get it.
Why won't you kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything
you ask.' The guy says, 'Look, I'm a computer geek. I don't have time for
girls. But a talking frog is really cool!'
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes
closer, the frog starts to talk. 'Kiss me and I will turn into a princess.'
The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket. The frog starts
shouting, 'Hey! Didn't you hear me? I'm a Princess. Just kiss me and I will
be yours.' The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and
puts it backin his pocket. The frog is really frustrated. 'I don't get it.
Why won't you kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything
you ask.' The guy says, 'Look, I'm a computer geek. I don't have time for
girls. But a talking frog is really cool!'
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