Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick. You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel.

Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.

You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel.

Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!

Walk over to a table occupied by ladies, whip out your `pud' and say:
Hey charlie, see anyone here you recognize?

I require a tissue sample. May i sever a little-used portion of your body?
(brandish forceps)

Hey, wanna see my R2-D2 impersonation?
(Think about it...)

Hey baby...infect me!

Hey baby...can you suck the chrome off a bumper?!?

Hey baby...can you suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?

Hey baby...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

Hey baby...can you suck start a Harley?

Motion your finger to a girl to get her to come your way.
When she arrives say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough
you would c*m."

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k?
What's the matter, don't like pizza?

I saw you at the party last weekend and you look kind of interesting...
Let's meet sometime...

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.