Here I Sit Broken Hearted Tried To Shit But Only Farted
Jokes from Emails
Here I sit
Tried to shit
But only farted
I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think.
Here I sit What a caper I have to shit But I'm out of pape
Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls.
Here I sit, I'm at a loss trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray, I don't blow my ass away....
One day a lady was inside of an elevator and she had to fart really bad.
She thought to herself, 'What am I going to do if someone comes in and smells it....
Taoism = Shit Happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit.
Confucianism = Confucius say, "Shit Happens" Buddhism = If shit happens, it is not really shit....
She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
Famous Last Words 15> "C'mon ya wimps, one more beer, it's open ocean out there, what're we gonna hit?
Captain Hazelwood, Exxon Valdez 14> "Responding to the liberal media's biased coverage, these fine young members of the Republican House Caucus are standing behind me to show their full support for my continued Speakership....
You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants!