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• I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think.
• Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted
• Here I sit, I'm at a loss trying to shit out taco sauce.
  When it comes, I hope and pray, I don't blow my ass away....
• THE SHIT LIST Ghost Shit -- You know you've shit.
  There's shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the toilet....
• Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls.
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• Taoism = Shit Happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit.
  Confucianism = Confucius say, "Shit Happens" Buddhism = If shit happens, it is not really shit....
• The world's full of Cactus, but I don't have to sit on i
• Here I sit, in a tizzy; all my favorite boards are busy
• I think you have me confused with someone who gives a shit!