You're Lucky You Had Your Chance I Tried To Fart, And Shit My Pants!
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You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
THE SHIT LIST Ghost Shit -- You know you've shit.
There's shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the toilet....
Three bums - Dusty, Jake and Loner - were walking down some railroad tracks when Jake stops and asked the other two, "Hey, did either of you guys shit in your pants?
Dusty and Loner both replied, "Not me Jake." "Well, I smell shit, and I think it's coming from one of you guys," said Jake....
One day Miss Smith told her class, "Today we're going to use the word 'definitely' in a sentence.
Nancy?" Nancy said, "The sky is definitely blue." Miss Smith corrected her, "No - sometimes it's overcast and the sky is gray....
Taoism = Shit Happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit.
Confucianism = Confucius say, "Shit Happens" Buddhism = If shit happens, it is not really shit....
The Duchess when pouring the tea, Asked "Do you fart when you pee?
I replied with some wit, "Do you belch when you shit?" And I think that was one up to me...
Shit! Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it.
Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language....
Well, shit.. Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains....
A wino was waiting for the city bus. He had a sudden, overwhelming, desire to shit.
He looked down the street and saw his bus about five blocks away....
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