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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a pasture with a herd of sheep, and told to put them inside the smallest possible amount of fence.
  The engineer is first. He herds the sheep into a circle and then puts the fence around them, declaring, "A circle will use the least fence for a given area, so this is the best solution....
• One day a farmer called up an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician and asked them to fence of the largest possible area with the least amount of fence.
  The engineer made the fence in a circle and proclaimed that he had the most efficient design....
• M.A.D.D is the acronym for Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving .
  ... A Native American woman is sitting on a moose hide....
• Cowpoke Wisdom ** Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
  ** Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in....
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• Dividing The Pecans: On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.
  One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts....
• From: hack@bellboy.UUCP (Greg Hackney) Subject: U2 the rocket dog Date
  25 Jun 88 01:22:59 GMT A true story... There is this very large lovable dog who is named "U2" because he is always flying over the fence like a rocket....
• A true story... There is this very large lovable dog who is named "U2" because he is always flying over the fence like a rocket.
  A lady was showing a couple around her garage sale, when U2 jumps over the fence and wanders into the garage....