From: hack@bellboy.UUCP (Greg Hackney)
Subject: U2 the rocket dog
Date: 25 Jun 88 01:22:59 GMT
A true story...
There is this very large lovable dog who is named "U2"
because he is always flying over the fence like a rocket.
A lady was showing a couple around her garage sale,
when U2 jumps over the fence and wanders into the garage.
The lady suddenly screams, "U2, Get the hell out of here!!!",
and was surprised to see the 2 shoppers running away.
Subject: U2 the rocket dog
Date: 25 Jun 88 01:22:59 GMT
A true story...
There is this very large lovable dog who is named "U2"
because he is always flying over the fence like a rocket.
A lady was showing a couple around her garage sale,
when U2 jumps over the fence and wanders into the garage.
The lady suddenly screams, "U2, Get the hell out of here!!!",
and was surprised to see the 2 shoppers running away.
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