On Safari...
A big game hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One
morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. Immediately, she awakens
up her husband and they both set off to find the old woman.
Suddenly, they break into a clearing and there's the mother-in-law, standing
face-to-face with a ferocious lion!
"Quick, darling," the wife shouts frantically, "Do something!"
"Oh, no," the husband says, "That lion got himself into this mess. Let him
get himself out!"
A big game hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One
morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. Immediately, she awakens
up her husband and they both set off to find the old woman.
Suddenly, they break into a clearing and there's the mother-in-law, standing
face-to-face with a ferocious lion!
"Quick, darling," the wife shouts frantically, "Do something!"
"Oh, no," the husband says, "That lion got himself into this mess. Let him
get himself out!"
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