Private Detective
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his
wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his
wife's activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to
watch it. Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his
wife meeting another man!
He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves
at an outdoor cafe.
He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his wife
participate in a dozen activities with utter glee.
"I just can't believe this," the distraught husband said.
The detective said, "What's not to believe? It's right up there on the
screen!"
The husband replied, "I can't believe that my wife could be so much fun!"
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his
wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his
wife's activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to
watch it. Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his
wife meeting another man!
He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves
at an outdoor cafe.
He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his wife
participate in a dozen activities with utter glee.
"I just can't believe this," the distraught husband said.
The detective said, "What's not to believe? It's right up there on the
screen!"
The husband replied, "I can't believe that my wife could be so much fun!"
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