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Mother Said:
PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young
man. Midnight is past your curfew!"
MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money you father and I spent on braces,
Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?'"
HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER: "Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a
hundred times not to sit on the wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!"
COLUMBUS'S MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered Christopher, you
could have written!"
BABE RUTH'S MOTHER: "Babe, How many times have I told you--quit playing
baseball in the house! that's the third window you've broken this week!"
MICHAELANGELO'S MOTHER: " Mike, can't you paint on walls lie other children?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"
NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right Napoleon. If you're not hiding your report
card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!"
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just
wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"
BARNEY'S MOTHER: "I realize strained plums are your favorite, Barney, but
you're starting to look a little purple!"
MARY'S MOTHER: "I'm not upset the you lamb followed you to school, Mary, but
I would like to know how he got a better grade than you!"
BATMAN'S MOTHER: "It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the
insurance will be!"
GOLDILOCK'S MOTHER: "I've got a bill here for a busted chair from the bear
family. You know anything about this Goldie?"
LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S MOTHER: "Well, all I've got to say is if you don't get
of your tuffet and start cleaning your room, there'll be a lot more spiders
around here!"
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: "But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you
do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something....?"
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER: "The next time I catch you throwing money across
the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"
JONAH'S MOTHER: "That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really
been for the past 3 days!"
SUPERMAN'S MOTHER: "Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've
decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so
much time in all those phone booths!"
And finally...
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric
light bulb, dear. Now turn off that light and get to bed!"