This Guy Has Been Feeling Really Bad For About 3 Weeks So He Goes To See His Doctor.

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This guy has been feeling really bad for about 3 weeks
so he goes to see his doctor. The doctor says, "Look, I
don't know what you've got, but it could be serious, so
why don't you go to this specialist I know." So the man
went to the specialist and the specialist said, "Look
you have this rare sickness, only one person every ten
years gets it! The only cure is made in Australia in a
little town called Mercey, about 400 miles from Sidney.
By the way, you have 1 week to live."
So the man took the first flight he could to Sidney,
rented a car and drove to Mercey, Australia. When he
got there he found it was a town with a population
of one. The man walked up to the one house in the
village and an old doctor answered.
"You have to help me!" said the man,"I'm dying of
this rare illness and I have only 4 days to live"
So the old man invited him in. "I must give you my
special Koala bear Tea. It is the only thing that
will cure you."
So the old man went out to get the supplies. One
koala, a few birds and such, and he boiled them
together and gave them to the man with bones and
feathers and dirt sticking up. and the young man
looked at it repulsed and asked if it could be
strained. The old docter looked horrified and said,
"Oh No, the Koala Tea of Mercy is never strained"