There's always Harlan Ellison's great failure:
Q: Wha'dya say to a little fuck?
A: Go away, little fuck.
Q: Wha'dya say to a little fuck?
A: Go away, little fuck.
Related:
- Q: How do you say "fuck you" in Hebrew?
A:
"Trust me"... - Come closer... a little closer... ulp!
Go away... - A guy and a girl are in bed, screwing, when he says to her,
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A:
Don't fuck with it... - His wife had a nice little cunt:
It was hairy,
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saw a young novice surrounded by pigeons shouting,
"Fuck off! Fuck off!" "Sister!" the Mother Superior...
