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• Guy is in a bar and he sees a couple of women. One is absolutely stunning and the other one is just a dog.
  As he is eyeing the foxy chick and getting nowhere her friend walks up to him....
• FUCK YOU" ---------- Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "FUCK".
  It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate....
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
  ) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• This guy and this girl are rampantly having sex. During a lull in the passion, the guy asks the girl to turn over.
  "Why?" asks the girl. "Because I want to try something different," says the guy....
• FUCK YOU" ---------- Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "FUCK".
  It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....