Q: How Do You Keep From Losing An Erection? A: Don't Fuck With It.
Q: How do you keep from losing an erection?
A: Don't fuck with it.
Q: How do you say "fuck you" in Hebrew? A: "Trust me".
Q: How do you recycle a condom?? A: You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
Q: How can you keep from being bitten by a tsetse fly? A: Keep your tsetse covered at all times!
Q: How do you keep a Polock in suspense? A: I'll tell you tomorrow.
Jewish Jokes What bites but doesn't swallow? A Jewish girl.
Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two Jews found the same penny....
Q: How do you keep an Englishman happy in his old age? A: Tell him a joke when he's young.
Q: How do you save a lawyer from drowning? A: Who cares?
How do you keep little black kids from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.......
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?