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• cow bell Why does a cow wear a bell? Its horns don't work.
• The Cow What do you call a cow with two legs? lean beef.
• five strange ones The following just goes to show what can happen when you have too much time on your hands.
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• Ground Beef: A cow with no legs.
• But the cow CHIP is organic....
• Oh, what a lovely cow!" exclaimed the young woman from the city.
  But why doesn't it have any horns?" "There are many reasons," said the farmer....
• Yrneh Etac VIII - Not enough memory --------------- (novax!
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