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• Three travelling salesmen had car trouble out in Kansas, so they walked to a farmer's house.
  The nearest gas station with a phone is 50 miles from here," said the farmer, "but you can stay tonight in the guest room - just don't stick your dicks in the three holes your bathroom wall....
• Can't explain... A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk.
  A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?...
• A Vaseline salesman is driving through the country, when his car starts leaking and loses all its oil.
  Not knowing what to do, he fills the engine with Vaseline, thinking that it is similar to oil, and drives away....
• I was flying through the sky the other day with some blades of grass when I came across this rather interesting publication wearing a housecoat .
  .. A CHILD'S STORY It was a warm summer's evening and little Timmy Tittlemonger, the scampering water-rat, was digging a hole to bury a dead wasp he'd recently killed with an old cup handle....
• So the farmer took the son aside and told him to go watch the bull and let him know when he serviced the white cow.
  (Only he did not say serviced.) "But son when you come back tell me the bull 'surprised' the white cow, and I'll know what you mean....
• Q: What did the Polock do with his first fifty cent piece? A: He married her.
• Q: What did the Polack do with his first 50-cent piece? A: He married he
• The Toronto Star has a weekly column by an attorney, consisting of humorous excerpts from court transcripts.
  The following appeared a few weeks ago: In a jury trial in Battleford, Sask....