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• Mommy Mommy, Can I play with Grandma? Shut up kid, You've already dug her up 3 times today!
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• Two nuns are walking down an alley at night. Two guys jump out and start raping them.
  The first nun looks to heaven and says, "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they're doing....
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  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• This couple was crossing the desert with a camel.
  The lady was pregnant and riding the camel. All of a sudden, they were stopped by an Israeli patrol....
• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
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  --They both require Iraq assault....