This couple was crossing the desert with a camel. The lady was
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by an Israeli patrol. The soldiers asked for some identification.
The soldiers looked at the I.D.s and saw that the man was Joseph,
and the lady was Mary. So they asked the couple where they were
going. They replied "Jerusalem."
The two soldiers looked at each other and grinned, "Yea, and I
guess your going to name the baby Jesus?" The couple replied, "
What!? We look Puerto Rican?!?!?!"
pregnant and riding the camel. All of a sudden, they were stopped
by an Israeli patrol. The soldiers asked for some identification.
The soldiers looked at the I.D.s and saw that the man was Joseph,
and the lady was Mary. So they asked the couple where they were
going. They replied "Jerusalem."
The two soldiers looked at each other and grinned, "Yea, and I
guess your going to name the baby Jesus?" The couple replied, "
What!? We look Puerto Rican?!?!?!"
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