Two lawyers are walking down the street and they see a beautiful woman
walking towards them. The first lawyer says, "See that woman, boy would I
love to screw her." The second lawyer says, "Out of what?".
walking towards them. The first lawyer says, "See that woman, boy would I
love to screw her." The second lawyer says, "Out of what?".
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