New Rating System
Two cowboys were leaning up against the rail at their favorite bar...
They're tired and worn out from a long day. Havin' a couple of longnecks,
just relaxin' and talkin', watchin' the women go by... This really beautiful
brunette walks by, and the two cowboys look at her, tip their hats back a
little, look at each other, smile, and one of them says, "I'll give her a
3." Other cowboy nods slowly, and says, "Yep. She's a 3 for sure."
Little while later another woman, this time a fantastic looking blonde,
comes walking by in front of them... First cowboy looks her up and down,
smiles, takes a sip from his beer, and says to the second cowboy, "Well, I
think that one must be a 4." And the second cowboy agrees, and says, "Yep...
she sure is a 4."
Time passes on by, and the cowboys are still sippin' their beers, just
watchin' folks pass. And across the room comes this absolutely gorgeous,
drop-dead beautiful redhead... As she comes near them, they both kinda
straighten up, and tip their hats back a little for a better look. First
cowboy smiles real wide, looks at his pal and says, "Damnnn. That one has
GOT to be a 6." And the second cowboy nods slowly, grins, and says, "Yep.
DEFINITELY a 6."
Well, the redhead hears them... and she is NOT amused. She turns around real
sharply and comes right up to the two grinning cowboys...
She looks the first one in the eye and says, "Excuse me. But, are you two
actually standing there rating women??!?"
The cowboys look kinda embarrassed... lookin' down at their boots, and they
both nod. One of them says, "Well, yes ma'am, we are, but you don't
understand..."
She is REAL mad now... and looks at the cowboy and says, "Well, I'll have
you know I've been rated far higher than that, by far better than YOU."
And the second cowboy says, "But, ma'am, you really don't understand!"
And she says, "Well. What is it I don't understand? Here you are, rating
women. I understand THAT."
And the first cowboy says, "But ma'am, we use a different kinda rating
system......."
The redhead says, "Oh. And what would THAT be? No one has EVER rated me a
SIX before..."
And the second cowboy says, "Well, we use the Budweiser method, ma'am."
So she asks..."What in the hell is the Budweiser method?"
And the first cowboy smiles, looks at her and says, reallllll slowly, "Well
ma'am, that's how many Clydesdales it would take to pull you off of my
face."
