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• Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
  A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster....
• Contributed by Steve Kufer, who attended the event.
  Here are highlights from Comedy Celebration Day on July 31, 1988 in San Francisco....
• A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendent, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.
  It was nearly 4 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty....
• Massachusetts Driving Rules: ** A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people you can cut in front of in line by passing on the right.
  You lose face if you hit any of the orange construction barrels....
• A bum walked into a bar and sat down next to a drunk who was studying some- thing in his hand.
  The bum leaned closer as the drunk held the object up to the light....
• How to make us Women happy... What do you think ladies?
  Is this about right? In the world of romance, one single rule applie...
• In response to the points list for men. Relationships are two-way streets, you know.
  Simple Duties ============= Don't whine about the bed being made....
• A slightly drunk man walked into a bar, went up to the bartender, and said, "I'll bet you $
  50 I can bite my right eye!" Noticing the man had had a few to drink, the bartender took him up on it....
• Computer Geeks Unite! ..Are you STILL a computer geek?
  Ok, so you lucked out last time - you were about as socially adjusted as a onion and jelly sandwhich, BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE CHANGED!...