The Pope goes on a visit to S. Africa, and he is travelling along,

The Pope goes on a visit to S. Africa, and he is travelling along,
in his Popemobile, by the side of a large river. Soon, he catches
sight of a black man in the river, struggling and screaming as he
tries vainly to fight off a huge crocodile. The Pope realises that
there is nothing he can do, when suddenly two white men leap into the
water, drag the man and the croc to land, and then beat the crocodile
to death with sticks.

The Pope is really impressed by this. He goes over to where the two
men are standing next to the bleeding and unconscious black man and says,
"Congratulations. That was the most wonderful thing to do, and I can
see that it is men like you who will rebuild this country as an example
of racial harmony."

The Pope goes on his way. One of the white men says "Who was that?", and
the other replies "That was the Pope, he is in direct communication with
God. He knows everything."

The first man says "Maybe, but he knew no f*ck at all about Crocodile fishing!"