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• The DeLorean trial, like the baseball season, is into its second half.
  So far we know of no plans at the trial to hold some kind of All-Star game....
• Star comedy by Democrats.
• Democrats now have to write a national party platform that will do two thing
  Be hard hitting and precise and be circumspect and general....
• Democrats say Mr. Reagan has a secret plan to raise taxes.
  Big deal. Even if he does, our system requires him eventually to leak the news to Congress....
• Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.
  From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From...
• Gary Hart won 28 primaries or caucuses, compared with 24 for Fritz Mondale, it turned out.
  It reinforces our belief that the Democrats should nominate Uncommitted....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Bill Clinton (President-Elect) was at the Arkansas War Veterans Memorial Service today.
  THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. A DRAFT DODGER "honoring" war veterans with his presence?...
• The Republican party has never been closer together," says George Bush.
  He's right, judging by the look of the aisles....