Two antropologists were in South America & they heard about this legendary
green gorilla. They asked the local people where it was. The locals told
them where the gorilla was, but made them promise not to touch it. Well,
they searched long & hard for the gorilla & everywhere they went, people would
tell them, "Don't TOUCH the gorilla!" Well, they spotted it in a remote part
of the forest. One of the antrhropologists in his glee forgot about the
warning & ran up & touched the beast. Well, the gorilla got pissed & chased
after them, destroying everything in its path. Mile after mile, the gorilla
chased them. He chased them all the way to NY City, trapping them in a small
room. The two men were afraid the gorilla would kill them, and then the gorilla
tapped one on the shoulder and said: "TAG. YOU'RE IT!"
A man went to Africa to collect gorillas for a zoo. He had heard
of a native who was an expert gorilla hunter, but had been warned
that he should bargain carefully, because the natives had a tendency
to include something for most of their relatives in the price....
