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• Sign in a cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
  In pencil beneath the sign: Socks can eat anyplace they want....
• Unknown MAN TALK ENGLISH EQUIVALENT -------- ------------------ You want.
  I know what you should want....
• Parent Definitions... AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have kids again.
  DEFENSE: what you'd better have around the yard if you're going to let the children play outside....
• Calling Technical Support.... Ring... Ring... Ring.
  .. Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring....
• What do women want? Shoes.
• Here is the /usr/pub directory;" Nowhere else will you find a more dispicable collectio
  of bugs and viruses. We must be careful;" The party descended down the side of the inode to /usr/pub, out of which came the noise of riotous drinking, with the occasional hint of drunken rioting....
• Q: Why do black guys wear high-heeled shoes? A
  To keep from scraping their knuckles when they walk...
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  Jill, age 6 "Love is foolish.....but I might try it sometime....