Sign In A Cafeteria: "Shoes Are Required To Eat In The Cafeteria.
Sign in a cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. In pencil beneath the sign: Socks can eat anyplace they want."
Signs of life.... Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day Non-smoking area
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Doo...
Actual Signs ** In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait.
** On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts....
Sign in an office: 'Frogs are smart--they eat what bugs them.'
Bacteria: Rear entrance to a cafeteria.
Seven friends once pulled this at my college cafeteria.
One put a hot water bottle filled with pea soup down his che...
Sign for an expert in made-to-order shoes: WE MAKE SHOES EVEN FROM THE CUSTOMER'S HIDE
Why did the Detroit Pistons want to sign Sadam Hussain?
??? Because he's the only player who can shoot over Jordan....
Thoughts On Diets * A diet is a weigh of life. * It's something most of us do religiously
We eat what we want and pray we don't gain weight....
There is no ice in the Texas A&M cafeteria because the aggie with the recipe graduated ...