"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Dinosaurs' is
on television." Jill, age 6
"Love is foolish.....but I might try it sometime." Floyd, age 9
"Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place...we were behind a
tree." Carey, age 7
"Love will find you. Even if you hide from it. I have been trying to
hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." Dave,
age 8
"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding the fourth grade
hard enough." Regina, age 10
THE PERSONAL QUALITIES YOU NEED TO HAVE IN ORDER TO BE A GOOD LOVER
"Sensitivity don't hurt." Robbie, age 8
"One of you should know how to write a check. Because even if you
have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." Ava,
age 8
SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." Del, age 6
"Shake your hips and hope for the best." Camille, age 9
"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs...and don't
worry if their parents are right there." Manuel, age 8
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get
attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." Alonzo, age 9
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she
likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." Bart, age 9
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF ADULTS EATING DINNER IN A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE?
"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if
he is in love." Bobby, age 9
"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get
cold...other people care more about their food." Bart, age 9
"Romantic adults are usually all dressed up, so if they are just
wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke
up." Sarah, age 9
"See if the man has lipstick on his face." Sandra, age 7
"It's love if they order one of those desserts that's on fire. They
like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are---on
fire." Christine, age 9
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
