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There is an American general, a French general, and a Iraqi general.

There is an American general, a French general, and a Iraqi general.
They were sitting on the front line, and they sent out their scouts to
observe the enemy.
The American general's scout comes back and says, "General, the enemy
is moving. They are approaching."
The American general says, "Give me my sunglasses so that they don't
see the whites of my eyes."
The French general's scout comes back and says, "Monsieur, they`re
attacking!"
The French general says, "Give me my red jacket so that, in case I get
shot, they won't see my blood."
The Iraqi scout comes back and says, "General, the enemy is
approaching."
He says, "Give me my brown pants."

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