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• Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
  A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Oriental? A: A car thief who can't drive
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Chinese? A: A car thief that can't drive.
• What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a Spaniard? Spic and Span.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a pig?
  A: Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
  A: I don't know, but it can sure pick lettuce...
• What do you get if you cross a Mexican jumping bean with a cucumber? An organic vibrator!
• What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a homosexual? A megasoreass.