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• How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
  ? - None. They aren't allowed to turn on lights anymore....
• How many assholes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Assholes never see the light anyway....
• Q:" How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, assholes never see the light anyway....
• Q: How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None; assholes never see the light anyway....
• Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. There never *was* any light bulb....
• How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There never *was* any light bulb....
• How many Vanna Whites does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. A dead bulb won't light up.
• How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution....