How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?....
- None. They aren't allowed to turn on the lights anyway....
- None. They aren't allowed to turn on the lights anyway....
Related:
- How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
? - None. They aren't allowed to turn on lights anymore.... - How many assholes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Assholes never see the light anyway.... - Q:" How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, assholes never see the light anyway.... - Q: How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None; assholes never see the light anyway.... - Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There never *was* any light bulb.... - How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. There never *was* any light bulb.... - How many Vanna Whites does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. A dead bulb won't light up.
- How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution....

