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• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q. How many Oxford undergraduates does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A. One. He simply holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q. How many chiorpractors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One but it will take six visits.
• How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, its a hardware problem.
• Q. How many Conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A. Thirty: one to do it, and 29 to stuff it down everyone's throat....
• Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb? A: (in a very loud voice) ONE!
• How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him...
• Q. How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A. Two. One to hold the lightbulb and the other to drink beer until the room spins....