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  "A:" None of your goddam business! "A:" Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers....
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• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "None of your %@$!^# business!
• How many pre-med students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Five. One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him....
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• Q:" How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Five - One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him....
• Q:" How many "Real Men" does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, "Real Men" aren't afraid of the dark. "A...