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If Error Messages Were Haikus
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
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Computer Haikus Your file is that big? It might be very useful.
But now it is gone. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Chaos reigns within....
Press Release From Sony: Tokyo, Japan, March 31st - Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on its hot new portable PC called the Vaio.
Instead of producing the cryptic error messages characteristic of Microsoft's Windows and DOS systems, Sony's chairman Asai Tawara said, "We intend to capture the high ground by putting a human, Japanese face on what has been-until now-an operating system that reflects Western cultural hegemony....
If Computer Error Messages Were Writen in Haiku... Three things are certai
Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred....
Today is tomorrow's yesterday.
Yesterday, I worried about tomorrow and today all is well
Your body is like a temple. Sorry, there are no services today.
Know what I like about Windows? Not a damn thing.
ores --- I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?...
Tech Support Customer: "I'm running Windows '95.
Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isn't working now....