Computer Haikus
Your file is that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Aborted effort:
Close all things that are open.
You ask way too much.
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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
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The Tao that is seen
is not the true Tao, until
you bring fresh toner.
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The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless more exist.
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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
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A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
but we never will.
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
Your file is that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Aborted effort:
Close all things that are open.
You ask way too much.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
The Tao that is seen
is not the true Tao, until
you bring fresh toner.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless more exist.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
but we never will.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
Related:
- Press Release From Sony:
Tokyo, Japan, March 31st - Sony has announced its own computer operating
system now available on its hot new portable PC called the Vaio.
Instead of producing the cryptic error messages characteristic of Microsoft's Windows and DOS systems, Sony's chairman Asai Tawara said, "We intend to capture the high ground by putting a human, Japanese face on what has been-until now-an operating system that reflects Western cultural hegemony.... - If Computer Error Messages Were Writen in Haiku...
Three things are certai
Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.... - GOING POSTAL
You've heard the recently coined slang phrase "Going Postal".
Here are some more examples, from the book "Jargon Watch", just published by Wired magazine.... - Computer Dictionary
386: No, 486: Oops, Pentium: The only chip to consider if you're thinking of
buying a PC.
Until Intel ramps up the 686. 640K: The salary the average Wall Street PC analyst pulls in each year.... - The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao, until You bring fresh toner.
- W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
< -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals.... - What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)...
Chain Saw
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off.... - Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
