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A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
Wind catches lily scatt'ring petals to the wind: segmentation faul
ABORTED effort: Close all that you have. You ask way too much.
First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully.
With searching comes loss and the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found.
The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao, until You bring fresh toner.
The Web site you seek cannot be located but endless others exi
Stay the patient course Of little worth is your ire The network is dow
A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
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