Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
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- As soon as the instructor hands you the exam,
eat it... - After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question,
ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her... - Make paper airplanes out of the exam.
Aim them at the instructor's left nostril... - Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small,
and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged... - Scene: Student and instructor are on a dual, night cross country.
Instructor: Turns down the panel lights, "OK, you've... - Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it,
loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY... - From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy.
Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When... - Nay, lad! *Deciding's* not your ploy,
For that's a risky game.
It's *making a decision* That's your surest road to... - Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud,
debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked...
From the same category:
- Bring
cheerleaders... - From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy.
Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When... - Bring a water pistol with you.
(nuff... - After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question,
ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her... - Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently,
scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly...
