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• As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
• After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer.
  Try to work it out of him/her....
• Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
• Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged.
  Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam....
• Scene: Student and instructor are on a dual, night cross country.
  Instructor: Turns down the panel lights, "OK, you've just lost your lights, what are you going to do?...
• Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this.
  I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal?...
• From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy.
  Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai....
• Nay, lad! *Deciding's* not your ploy, For that's a risky game.
  It's *making a decision* That's your surest road to fame....
• Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud.
  If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking....