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• Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
• Order a steamed pizza.
• If you order extra cheese on a pizza do you really get it?
• 7 Days without pizza makes one weak...
• Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
• The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4 A.M.
• 183 There was a young man of Lahore Whose prick was one inch and no more.
  It was all right for key-holes And little girl's pee-holes, But not worth a damn with a whore....
• Rent a pizza.
• How About Some Pizza... FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud.
  After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite....