The Burglar... Late One Night, A Burglar Broke Into A House That He Thought Was Empty.

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The Burglar...
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty.
He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when
he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the
house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the
voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened.
Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage
and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot, "Was that you who said
Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot, "What's your
name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot", sneered
the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot replied, "The same
idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus."