Related:

• You can stop reading now, I've finished my message
• Because I'm a man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the ca
  I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in....
• No baby on board - you can destroy my car now.
• Because I'm A Man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
  ** Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at....
• The Real Reason Behind "The Mid Life Crisis" "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.
  She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night....
• I have to stop now, my fingers are getting hoarse.
• Okay, here 'tis, boys and girls. After many seconds of intense thought, I have devised the definitive, and in fact the Official List of Silly Newsgroups.
  I would like to thank the many fine folks who contributed significantly to this list....
• CLICHE AMMENDMENTS....... CLICHE AMMENDMENTS......
  . Part ONE by T & B -selling like hotcakes, but things are bound to look up soon....
• Waitress: Would you like some buns with your melon?
  Customer: No thank you, your melons will do just fine....