Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
Related:
- Pizza Pranks
1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone),
and ask the person taking the order to stop doing... - Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later,
slap yourself and say "No, I don't... - Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings... - There was the cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow.
One was pulling the cow by the tail; the other was... - When they repeat your order, say "Again,
with a little more OOMPH this time... - State your order and say that's as far as this relationship
is going to get... - It's the battle of the wigwams and the fighting's
intents... - Do not name the toppings you want. Rather,
spell them out...
From the same category:
- Ask about pizza maintenance and
repair... - Imitate the order taker's
voice... - When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again,
change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't... - Use CB lingo where
applicable... - When listing toppings you want on your pizza,
include another pizza...
