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• There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake.
  There was an island in the middle of the lake, over which the kingdoms had been fighting for years....
• This is hopeless. Fighting would be preferable. - Worf
• Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting.
• Avoid fighting with the ugly, they have nothing to lose.
• These 2 tribes had been fighting on and on for years and the losing tribes's leader at the end of the war would have to submit himself to the winning side and be killed.
  Well, after one particularly bloody battle, the losing sides leader went to the winners and when he arrived they told him they were changing the rules around....
• No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
• I refuse a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
• The Historical Origin of the Middle Finger Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415
  he French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers....
• If it comes to a battle of wits I only come half prepared