Crocodile Tears One day a wealthy man was having a party at his house.

Crocodile Tears
One day a wealthy man was having a party at his house. He was loaded, and he
had everything; money, a big house in Beverly Hills, women, cars, planes;
anything he wanted. This guy was also a little eccentric, and he had filled
his pool with crocodiles.
So there he was, he and his friends all standing around drinking, and
partying next to the pool.
The man gets up on the life guard tower and all his friends look up. He
calls for silence and says, "OK, the first person who swims across my pool
will get all my money."
No one moves. Now the man looks over the crowd, draws on his joint and says,
"OK, the first person who swims across my pool gets all my money and my
house."
Still no one moves. "OK then, the first person who swims across my pool gets
all my money, my house and all my cars and planes."
Still, no one moves, not even an eye blinks at this time. "OK then, all my
money, my house, all my cars, all my planes, all my property, all my stocks
and bonds and investments and all the women you can handle; everything I
own."
"Splash!" Someone's in the pool. Crocodiles are all over him, but he rolls
over like Tarzan, he's all over the place, fighting and dodging. Finally he
gets out of the pool on the other side. The rich guy on the tower jumps down
and runs over to him.
"That was incredible! I never thought that I would ever see that done. Do
you want the money now or later?"
"I don't want the money."
"Do you want the house now or later?"
"I don't want the house."
"Do you want the bonds, stocks and stuff now or later?"
"I don't want that either."
"Do you want the women now or later?"
"I don't want the women."
The wealthy man looks at him and says, "Well what DO you want?!?!?"
"I just want the guy who pushed me in!"