"Oh, Sir," she protested, "keep away from me. I haven't got my
- quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help.
" "Why, what seems to be the trouble?&quo...
- "ArcSinh!" she gasped.
- "Mommy, mommy, I don't WANT to go to Europe!" "Shut up and keep swimming...&quo
- "i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal, but homologous.&quo
- quot;Oh, yeah? What are you doing stark-naked?&quo
"Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down. "I'm too late.&quo...
- Farmer Brown got an irate call one night from Farmer Jones.
"Brown, your boy has been up here pissing in the snow!...
- quot;Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the
"I just got the shock of my life. I caught my wife srewing my best friend....
- quot;Mr. Solomon, you're Jewish," the priest replied.
"Why are you telling me?" "I'm telling everyone!&quo...
- quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
" "They will when I get finished!&quo...